A Typical day at the office

Breathe.
Take a sip of your Fresca.
Stack those papers. Can't let them be unkempt.
OCD maybe?
Check the time.
Do you have voicemail?
E-mail?
Did you remember to do that?
Do that.
Write it down.
Don't forget.
Shit. You forgot.
Breathe.
look at to do list.
Eat a cracker.
Feel guilty for eating a cracker because you're stressed.
Not because you're hungry.
Stomach Growls.
Phone rings.
Please sign this.
Turn this into accounting.
Take a sip of your Fresca.
Make copies of this.
How many copies?
Schedule.
Open the document.
Fuck up.
Breathe.
Is my fly down?
Button undone?
Anything in my teeth?
No.
Turn on the fan. It's hot in here.
Are you having a hot flash?
No. You're in your 20s.
Make another to do list. Revised.
Slouch in your chair.
Look at your messy desk.
Breathe.
Take a sip of Fresca.