"The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent."

A real conversation

Dan: So did you hear about the interesting phone call that Caroline had?

Chubby: No, what was that?

Dan: She got a call from a Chinese vendor looking to sell food at the Powwow. Guess they didn't know that only people from tribes can sell food or anything for that matter at the Powwow.

Chubby: Guess it's not a Kung Pao Wow, then.

Dan: (blank stare)

Chubby: (giggle)

Dan: ok I'm leaving now. (walks away)